In the event you have ever been on a very long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are very simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You start by presenting a dilemma of two equally horrifying-looking (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player.
You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. Once they pick the things that they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it’s their turn to come up with a dilemma for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to pick the things that they believe to be the greatest of two awful scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little ingenuity. But it’s only as fun as the folks you play with. There’s no denying that the more illogical and occasionally X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.
For a little inspiration, below are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
Note: Some of these would you rather taken from LifeHacks.io
Simple Would You Rather Questions
Would you rather acquire pounds or be prohibited from the world wide web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the issue of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “like” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare kind of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your credit card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather be in a real life edition of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your private email hacked?
Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their pictures on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capacity to find out why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capacity to see real ghosts?
Would you rather lose every one of the pictures you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you possess?
Would you rather gain friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Who would you rather bring back from the dead:
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise on the job or keep your smartphone and the same wages?
Would you rather be able to select the individual who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your ability to provide a high five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capacity to use GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the ability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the remainder of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which was not sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have nude pictures of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you understand or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your info leaked in a health insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather consistently get stuck in traffic or consistently have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but just have the ability to catch one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?
Would you rather be made to see your friends only once a month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a well-known pornstar?
Would you rather give the rest of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who is accidentally covered by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each time you fart or cure any wound by crying at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never be able to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s internet history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each girl?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi arguing against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there is a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a chilly three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?
Would you rather always use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate using a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?
Would you rather have your most humiliating moment got in a GIF which goes viral or confront your greatest fear?
Would you rather never have to improve your computer or never have to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, equipment, and lifestyle or end crime around the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?